Roach Mafia
An offline retreat for founders who chose resilience over hype
Why Cockroach, Not Unicorn?
While others chase mythical valuations, we focus on what actually matters: survival, adaptation, and sustainable growth.
Resilient
Cockroaches survived the meteor that killed dinosaurs. We build businesses that weather any storm.
Adaptable
Thrive in any environment. Pivot quickly. Minimal resources, maximum impact.
Sustainable
Profit over valuation. Real growth over vanity metrics. Long-term thinking.
We Talk Turpentine, Not Theory
"When art critics get together they talk about Form and Structure and Meaning. When artists get together they talk about where you can buy cheap turpentine."
— Pablo Picasso
When founders meet, we don't talk about disruption or innovation theater. We share the real tools, tactics, and hacks that keep our businesses running.
What Happens at Roach Mafia
Sessions
Deep dives into real problems. Tool demos. Strategy workshops. No fluff, just actionable insights from people who've been there.
Roasts
Pitch your startup. Get brutally honest feedback. No sugar-coating. Your idea will be challenged, and you'll be better for it.
Games & Activities
Bond over board games, late-night conversations, and shared meals. Build relationships that last beyond the retreat.
A 3rd Space for Founders
Most of us cycle between work and home—two spaces with high expectations. Roach Mafia is your third space: a place where you can be imperfect, make mistakes, and exist without judgment. No performance pressure. Just genuine connection with people who understand the journey.
"When you bring good people together, good things happen."Read more about the retreat →
Memories
Photo albums shared by our community. Relive the moments from past retreats.
Roach Mafia - Lonavala - June 2025
Photos from the retreat
Roach Mafia - Kochi - December 2024
Photos from the retreat
Roach Mafia - Bengaluru - June 2024
Photos from the retreat
Roach Mafia - Mammalapuram - December 2023
Photos from the retreat
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